Four Pencil Sharpeners: £1
Or is the novelty wearing off?
Anyway, Ted was about to go home empty-handed when he spotted these very useful pencil sharpeners.
No doubt most potential buyers would take one look at them and assume that they were ornaments, but Ted knew better: they’re not only pencil sharpeners – they are unused pencil sharpeners (because they are invariably bought new as ornaments!).
Ted, who usually writes with a pen, will find these very useful.
As he was leaving the sale, Ted overheard a seller talking to the seller opposite.
“I decided to get Sage Accounts,” he said, “and spent six months learning all about it and getting my details entered. Never once did I think of backing up anything. Then my computer died, and I lost everything…”