K’Nex ‘All-Star Bike’ Set: £2.50
A complete, brand new, unused, pristine, unopened set of K’Nex which Ted’s wife’s 4-year-old grandson will be allowed to use when he is older.
K’Nex ‘Cool Cruisers’ Set: £2.50
A used K’Nex set which, again, Ted’s wife’s grandson will be allowed to use when he is older.
The Best Adult Joke Book: 50p
Finally, Ted has come across a joke book where all the jokes are good. Yes, all the classic jokes are here, as well as many others.
The Kingfisher Treasury of Funny Stories: 20p
As Ted was wandering among the treasures on sale, he heard a little boy say, “Books only 20p.”
Now when Ted hears a youngster trying to sell his wares, he feels obliged to support such enterprise. All so often, the sellers are standing around looking glum, with apparently no interest at all in trying to sell their junk. But every now and then, a wee lad (or girl) attempts to bring their worldly goods to the attention of potential buyers.
So Ted turned and looked at the boy. “Books 20p,” he said again, looking hopeful.
Ted looked at his meagre collection and picked one up. While he was deciding whether or not to buy another, the boy said, “That’s 20p, please,” as though Ted might avoid payment. Obviously, this boy had a bright future in business.
After Ted had paid, the boy ran to his mother and shouted, “Yes!”
Here’s the book:
Mini Wasgij Puzzle: 50p
Have you ever done one of these? If you haven’t, do so – they are quite simply brilliant. The picture on the box isn’t the picture on the puzzle. The picture on the puzzle is what one of the characters in the picture on the box is seeing! And the artwork is absolutely first-class, being done by a brilliant cartoonist.
The normal puzzle has 1,008 pieces, but this is a mini one.
This is a shrink-wrapped puzzle, and so it has never been done; moreover, it is guaranteed to be complete. Yes, all 54 pieces are in the box.